thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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