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god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic

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(402): god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic http://tfl.nu/9rrm

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(516): View more from New York

I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar

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(516): I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar http://tfl.nu/ulgt

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sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before

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(206): sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before http://tfl.nu/9maa

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(646): View more from New York

jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times

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(646): jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times http://tfl.nu/h14v

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(850): View more from Florida

All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.

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(850): All of my current injuries can be related back to sex. http://tfl.nu/ncc6

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(330): View more from Ohio

My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob

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(330): My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob http://tfl.nu/j762

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(443): View more from Maryland

I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.

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(443): I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face. http://tfl.nu/jlmy

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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked

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(613): I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked http://tfl.nu/dann

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours

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(610): You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours http://tfl.nu/b1w1

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(604): View more from British Columbia

You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..

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(604): You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude.. http://tfl.nu/bx2g

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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.

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(954): Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something. http://tfl.nu/6993

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(518): View more from New York

We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours

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(518): We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours http://tfl.nu/zbw4

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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.

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(623): That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party. http://tfl.nu/6ozh

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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?

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(717): You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING? http://tfl.nu/nnf3

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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint

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(503): U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint http://tfl.nu/psor

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