Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
wow bdsm is so cute
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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