I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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