Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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