Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?

(1-978): View more from Massachusetts

well apparently not.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'

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(520): View more from Arizona

We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.

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(626): View more from California

I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.

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(281): View more from Texas

I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."

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(703): View more from Virginia

Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra

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