i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
