And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm going to jail i love you
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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