It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize