he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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