it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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