Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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