the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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