To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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