I can feel you judging me through the phone.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
If I had your ass I would rule the world
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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