it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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