Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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