Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I am naked and annoyed.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Randomize
