***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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