Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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