SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I want to fling myself into the sun
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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