It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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