I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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