"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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