U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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