I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
