i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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