youre lurking in front of me
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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