Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I supernannyed him into submission
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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