She's JV to your varsity
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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