You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
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Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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