am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You can make out without kissing
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