you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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