Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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