is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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