You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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