he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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