How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
