I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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