Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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