I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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