I'm eating all of the evidence.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You need Xanax blowdarts
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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