We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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