GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.