new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets