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(817): View more from Texas

Midnight walks are trippy

(1-817): View more from Texas

I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles

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(904): View more from Florida

my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.

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(847): View more from Illinois

i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment

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(515): View more from Iowa

What did I eat last night that was bloody?

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack

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