Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.