If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
