This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I am one with the molecules
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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