In the future we'll all be gay
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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