Sry I called you an 8
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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