Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
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I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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