Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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