I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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