Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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