Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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