found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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